You're the perfect combo of simplicity and divinity
Those who like you life for understated pleasures
That same day, apparently we also missed the off-color holiday of Steak and BJ Day, the purported male response to Valentine's day. I thought this was a myth, but if it's on the internet it has to be real, right?
And finally, yesterday was the Ides of March. If your name is Caesar, someone should have warned you ahead of time.