Just a bit of commentary about nothing in particular.
My pimp name is Pimp Mama Skillz.My porn star name is Jenny Jiggles.Finally, my Superhero secret identity is The Platypus Claw, and my superpower is that I was raised by animals. My weakness is kittens, my weapon is my Snot Shotgun, and my mode of transportation is Unicorn.
Pimp Name = Dr. KissesPorn Star = Sour Pickle (I'm offended).Superhero = The Hour KidSuperpower = Divine Intervention.Weakness = Vince Vaughn (They have me so pegged!)Weapon = Water NunchucksMode of Transportation = Bullet Train
How is being raised by animals a superpower?
Damned if I know.Maybe we should ask Romulus and Remus or Tarzan.
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