Finally, my Superhero secret identity is The Platypus Claw, and my superpower is that I was raised by animals. My weakness is kittens, my weapon is my Snot Shotgun, and my mode of transportation is Unicorn.
Pimp Name = Dr. Kisses Porn Star = Sour Pickle (I'm offended). Superhero = The Hour Kid Superpower = Divine Intervention. Weakness = Vince Vaughn (They have me so pegged!) Weapon = Water Nunchucks Mode of Transportation = Bullet Train
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My pimp name is Pimp Mama Skillz.
My porn star name is Jenny Jiggles.
Finally, my Superhero secret identity is The Platypus Claw, and my superpower is that I was raised by animals. My weakness is kittens, my weapon is my Snot Shotgun, and my mode of transportation is Unicorn.
Pimp Name = Dr. Kisses
Porn Star = Sour Pickle (I'm offended).
Superhero = The Hour Kid
Superpower = Divine Intervention.
Weakness = Vince Vaughn (They have me so pegged!)
Weapon = Water Nunchucks
Mode of Transportation = Bullet Train
How is being raised by animals a superpower?
Damned if I know.
Maybe we should ask Romulus and Remus or Tarzan.
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