It's baseball season again

And, while I gear up for the Nationals' home opener next week, here are some clever McSweeney's posts on baseball.

First, there are 2006 AL Predictions, including this one about the Tampa Bay Devil Rays:

An exciting youth movement led by Scott Kazmir, Carl Crawford, and Delmon Young; some savvy veterans in the clubhouse; and new management make this an exciting year to be a D-Rays fan. The organization will turn the corner and contend for the AL East title. Until the first week of May.

Next, it's their fantasy line-up -- if all the positions were filled by classic Nintendo game characters.

And finally, here's a little snippet of Steroids: The Musical.