Dear Johnny Depp,
I loved you as a pirate and strangely-pale cookie-hearted guy with bladed fingers. Today, I can say, without hesitation, that you are the absolute best serial-killing barber ever. The movie was even better than when I saw the play in London.
And, not only do you wear guyliner better than most, you sing surprisingly well.
In conclusion: You are absolutely perfect. I could probably be convinced to buy a ticket to watch you reading the phone book -- particularly if Tim Burton directed.
Love,
Dara
2 comments:
I'm ssoooo happy to see this review. I wanted to make it to a free showing last week at Arlington Cinema n' draft but couldn't.
Now I won't feel bad actually paying!
thanks
It was definitely worth the $10.50.
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