Friday, December 21, 2007

A fan letter

Dear Johnny Depp,

I loved you as a pirate and strangely-pale cookie-hearted guy with bladed fingers. Today, I can say, without hesitation, that you are the absolute best serial-killing barber ever. The movie was even better than when I saw the play in London.



And, not only do you wear guyliner better than most, you sing surprisingly well.

In conclusion: You are absolutely perfect. I could probably be convinced to buy a ticket to watch you reading the phone book -- particularly if Tim Burton directed.

Love,
Dara


2 comments:

Beakerz said...

I'm ssoooo happy to see this review. I wanted to make it to a free showing last week at Arlington Cinema n' draft but couldn't.

Now I won't feel bad actually paying!

thanks

dara said...

It was definitely worth the $10.50.