Everyone else is doing it -- and like last year, I'm a little late to the game -- so, without further adieu, here are my first lines for each month of 2007:
January: Maybe this is me being hypercritical, but would it have killed the folks in my leasing office to use spellcheck?
February: Over the past year or so, I had completely forgotten that most people get out of work at a reasonable hour and then -- here's the important part -- go do other things.
March: Remember how I said I'm in New Jersey for work for the rest of the week?
April: Or, "Toto, I don't think we're in Nigeria anymore."
May: I'm bummed today.
June: Memorial Day marks the start of summer -- and the start of the summer associate stories.
July: A trip to the beach would be nice.
August: I think my summer would have been so much more awesome if I had read the AV Club's Hater's Guide to Summer Fun before today.
September: Florida State plays Clemson in less than two hours, and I can already feel my heart pounding in my chest as if the game is tied with seconds left in the fourth quarter and FSU is attempting to win by kicking a field goal.
October: I just finished watching Moonlight on the DVR.
November: One of these Novembers, I will actually write a novel.
December: I almost never drink at work happy hours.
Happy New Year! Here's to hoping that 2008 is even better than 2007. And this goes doubly for Florida State's football team.