Did anyone else catch the story from late last week where Hugh Grant attacked a photographer with baked beans?
Baked beans. In a tub.
That just seems like the silliest thing. What, he couldn't find something pointy like an umbrella, or something heavy like an ash tray? Heck, he could have used his cell phone like Naomi Campbell and it would have seemed way less ridiculous.
Even better: Imagine having to tell your cellmates that you got arrested for hitting someone with baked beans.