A couple months ago, I saw Ann Coulter sitting in the lobby of a hotel in downtown DC, right next to the entrance to the restaurant where my friends and I had gone to dinner.
She was talking on her cellphone, and, at the time, seemed just like any other generic little blond-haired bimbo. In fact, I probably wouldn't have even noticed her without someone pointing her out.
I think my first reaction was to be surprised that she was that little -- and that she looked way older in person. But I pretty much kept my observations to myself, since it's mean to call someone old.
What I should have been looking for was some kind of mark of the devil. Not only does that woman have a ridiculous political ideology, but now she's making anti-Semitic comments.
Someone needs to stop that woman. Seriously.
I should have punched her in the face when I had the chance.
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I think if I ever saw that nazi whore in person I would be too overwhelmed with so many things to say that I would only just barely manage to give her the finger.
I think I was most thrown off by the fact that she appeared human.
If I ever saw her I'd drink a tall glass of tomato juice and say, "Ah, Christian baby blood." And then spit it on her while shouting, "Perfect THIS!"
I don't think I'm exaggerating.
The only difficulty with that is making sure you have the tomato juice handy. Other than that, I am entirely supportive of your plan -- even more so if she is wearing something expensive and white.
Or we could just pelt her with bagels.
I honestly wonder whether she doesn't have brainstorming sessions every morning where she tries to cook up more ridiculous, offensive things to say. I mean, most of what she says has little meaning, absolutely no relevance, and is anything but constructive. I can only guess that she just likes to be a headliner and sell books, and that's all she cares about. Has she ever made any contribution to anything?
The woman makes Rush Limbaugh look like Gandhi.
It probably is all for show. But then Justin is right.
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