Saturday, February 17, 2007

I won the lottery!

At least according to this e-mail:

Date: Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:35:54 -0500 (EST)
Message-Id: <200702171435.l1hezsrl018017@uemedia3.webair.com>
To:
Subject: CONSOLATION PRIZE WINNING NOTICE
From: PRIZE AWARD DEPT (info@prizeaward.nl)
Reply-To: info@prizeaward.nl

FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL PRIZE AWARD DEPT LOTTO NL

Attn Lucky Winner,

WINNING NOTIFICATION FOR CATEGORY "A" WINNER ONLY

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the last final annual draw of our Lottery International Programs.The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 942,000,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet. No tickets were sold.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as a winner in the category "A" with the following numbers attached RefNumber:PTK/727-GL4U/07,Batch Number: 573881545-NL/2007,Ticket Number:44278199663 and Lucky Nr:8-66-97-22-65-55. You are therefore to receive a cash prize of $1,000,000.00. (One Million United States Dollars)from the total payout CONGRATULATIONS!!!.

Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report.

To file in for the processing of your prize winnings, you are advised to contact our Certified and Accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the information below:

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Name: Mr. J Dobrowolski
Email: intremittancedpt@aim.com
phone: +31-626-164-175
Fax:+31-847-581-688
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You are advice to provide him with the following information:


Names:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:
Occupation:

NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later than 14 days, there after unclaimed funds would be included in the next stake. Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence.You are to keep all lotto information confidential, especially your reference and ticket numbers. This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained. Members of the affiliate agencies are automatically not allowed to participate in this program.

Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible. Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

Yours Faithfully,

Susan Jones.
Lottery Coordinator.
Thank you and congratulations!!!

3 comments:

MXI said...

Hey, something funny is going on here, because I was told I won!!!
I already sent in my $2000.00 to pick up the prize.

Ryane said...

HAHA. Wow--Dara, what are you going to do w/all of that guaranteed cash payout??

dara said...

MXI: Good luck with that.

Ryane: If I had $1,000,000, I would buy some Kraft Dinner and a monkey. But not a green dress, that's cruel.

Hey wait, where'd that come from? Seriously, though -- $1,000,000 doesn't get you very far nowadays. (Ask Dr. Evil.)