Look on the bright side, you're ready for your big break now. People now know that you can take ridiculously long and tedious trials. You're in line to represent the next athlete accused of murder. The only question is, who will it be? Perhaps O.J. Simpson again! He found the "real killer" and killed him for causing all those problems!
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Silver lining? This post didn't come on trial day 3.
Look on the bright side, you're ready for your big break now. People now know that you can take ridiculously long and tedious trials. You're in line to represent the next athlete accused of murder. The only question is, who will it be? Perhaps O.J. Simpson again! He found the "real killer" and killed him for causing all those problems!
PJ: Yup, at least I waited for this hellhole to wear out its welcome.
Andy: Sadly, in my line of work, this is my big break.
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