On Metro earlier this evening, I wound up sitting directly behind a woman in a fuzzy royal blue coat.
I looked at her and did a double-take. It looked like her coat was made out of Grover.
Or maybe Cookie Monster.
Heck, maybe it was both of them.
Seriously, though, wearing fur is a fashion faux-pas. But wearing Muppet fur? Ridiculous. (Not to mention challenging. I mean, what kind of shoes would one wear with a Muppet-skin coat?)
So, of course, I tried to take a picture.
Lo and behold, my camera phone picture was totally crappy, a fuzzy-blurry mess. So you're just going to have to take my word for how funny this coat was.
But, while waiting for my dinner, I tried to fix the problem. After several tries, I managed to get one halfway decent picture of this sign:
Eh, it's still not that good. Clearly, my camera phone is shit.