The Huffington Post has a fun new feature: a People Ranker.
Of course I decided to play with it for a while.
First off, an epic battle between celebrities. I chose perennial tabloid figures Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise, Ben Affleck, George Clooney, and Vince Vaughn.
And, the winner is:
Really, I would have thought what with everyone talking about the birth of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's daughter, he would have kicked everyone else's ass.
Shows what I know.
The next battle, was religious deities, and in the interest of political correctness, I tried to be inclusive. God, Jesus, Xenu, Buddha, Krishna, and Zeus all represented.
Satan kicked all their asses, by a significant margin.
Maybe it had something to do with 06-06-06?
Of course, that leads to the ultimate battle. Good versus evil.
I guess what they said in Spaceballs is true -- "Evil will always triumph because good is dumb."
And, in another epic battle from a while back, the pirates seem to be beating the ninjas by a significant margin:
I'm sure the Home Improvement Ninja will remedy this situation very soon.
And finally, one more very important battle, at least to me.
Yay! My blog beats Justin's.