Said Jeffrey Margolies, a counter-demonstrator from the Jewish motorcycle group Semites on Bikes: "It's disgusting that they would come to sacred ground."
As a Jew, I find the whole concept of "Semites on Bikes" highly amusing. Then I looked at their suggested membership traits and found it even more so:
Semites on Bikes is a group of predominantly jewish bikers . . . riding in the Baltimore & Baltimore County areas of Maryland . . . . Members are non-stereotypical jews who should have at least three of the following traits (though we accept anybody foolish enough to ride with us):
* works with hands
* the closest 695 exit near your home has a numeral less than 18 or greater than 23
* has to lip sync kaddish at funerals...only knows first two words
* has been arrested at least once
* only goes to schul for weddings and bar mitzvahs
* shiksa goddess(god) is synonymous with wife(husband)
* rides a V-Twin cruiser
* bowls
* hunts and/or fishes
* has caused the death of another human
* has a tattoo that won't wash off
* does their own home improvement
* enlisted in the military
* is a right wing conservative
5 comments:
Hahaha. They left one important thing off the list: Should have a motorcycle. But maybe that's optional.
I read that article and that part made me laugh too, but I didn't see the list of membership traits, that is hilarious!!!
Menace, at least they bowl. I'd be worried if they didn't.
And I'm a little bit surprised that they don't list "shooting pool" as one of their things. But maybe that's only something that the non-right-wing-republican-people-killing-jews-on-bikes do.
And Mad, as far as the having a motorcycle thing, I'm sure you don't need your own if you're willing to ride as passenger. I've heard that there is a derogatory term for that.
Personally, I'm a fan of the sidecar.
Isn't that what "rides a V-Twin Cruiser" is for?
You can ride without owning, I guess.
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