Tuesday, March 27, 2007

I. Am. So. Embarrassed.

Dara, Dara, Dara -- what were you thinking? Just because it's a balmy 80 degrees outside doesn't mean you -- of all people -- should wear a skirt. Or go outdoors.

But, no, you chose to disregard conventional wisdom by both wearing a skirt AND going outdoors. Tsk, tsk, tsk.

Did I forget to mention that it was breezy?

So, perhaps you should have paid attention -- remembering that you were, indeed, wearing a skirt -- and tried to hold it down. Otherwise, everyone standing nearby might have gotten a brief glimpse of your underwear.



4 comments:

e.b. said...

At least you were wearing underwear

Dara said...

Funny, that's what my mom said, too.

mad said...

Britney should heed your example. About the underwear, I mean.

Dara said...

Britney would never have worn that skirt. It goes all the way down to the top of my calf.