Tuesday, May 23, 2006

More on alcohol

Since I posted Gene Weingarten's alcoholism test, I thought I should also post the alcohol knowledge quiz.

For the record, I am:

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (116), and liquor (86).

Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

6 comments:

mad said...

Ha. I prefer dispensing with the shot glass and take my hits straight from the jug. Saves having to wash up later.

DSL said...

Okay, I scored the same, which proves beyond a scientific doubt (as Dara well knows) that this test doesn't work.

gimmebush said...

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 125 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (50), and liquor (113).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

Dara said...

Who'd have ever thought that Ted, Debby, and I would all score the same?

I said...

It appears I'm a Bourbon too.
Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (100), and liquor (95).

DSL said...

I'm not quite sure how to feel about that. Maybe there isn't another answer.