For the record, I am:
Congratulations! You're 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (116), and liquor (86).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

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Ha. I prefer dispensing with the shot glass and take my hits straight from the jug. Saves having to wash up later.
Okay, I scored the same, which proves beyond a scientific doubt (as Dara well knows) that this test doesn't work.
Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 125 proof, with specific scores in beer (60) , wine (50), and liquor (113).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.
Who'd have ever thought that Ted, Debby, and I would all score the same?
It appears I'm a Bourbon too.
Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 127 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (100), and liquor (95).
I'm not quite sure how to feel about that. Maybe there isn't another answer.
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