Weird news o' the day

I had to work a little late tonight, so I don't have time for thoughtful blogging. Instead, here are some news stories that somehow managed to catch my attention.

• Dolphins have names! Monkeys drink like humans! (But they don't have rehab.)
• The real cost of suicide.
• Why in the world would animal rights extremists rob a grave?
• The director of Donnie Darko might be a terrorist.
• This is how blogging can get you in trouble.
• Cheesecake dispute.
• Discriminatory baseball giveways.
• Now women can sell lingerie in Saudi Arabia.