Stop me if this sounds like the set-up for a joke. Marion Barry is in legal trouble again. Apparently, he crashed his car by pulling out of a parking space right into an oncoming car. This inevitably led to a failed a field sobriety test and subsequent arrest.
The bad news? The police somehow determined that he was not legally intoxicated, and did not charge him with a DUI.
The good news? At least the police gave him a field sobriety test.