You know what's stranger than Steely Dan writing a letter (to Luke Wilson) accusing Owen Wilson of stealing the plot from their song for his movie? Owen Wilson's response, which is either (a) a joke or (b) an indication that he is blissfully unaware that Steely Dan is a band, not an individual.
Mel Gibson was arrested for DUI. It's a good thing he's not in one of those religions that frowns upon hooch.
Lindsey Lohan is one very bad employee, showing up late and calling in sick to work because she was out late partying the night before.
Remember Crocodile Dundee? Well, he's being investigated for cheating on his taxes.
And, even though this is not celebrity-related, check it out:
As far as I can tell, it's real.
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