Originally, my punchline was going to be "I suppose that's why I didn't make the cut," but I've reconsidered.
In light of today's news, the appropriate joke is "But at least they can still afford to buy their coffee at Starbucks."
Carry on.
Friday, September 22, 2006
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According to Forbes, for the first time, all 400 of the richest people in the world are billionaires, not just regular ordinary old millionaires.
Originally, my punchline was going to be "I suppose that's why I didn't make the cut," but I've reconsidered.
In light of today's news, the appropriate joke is "But at least they can still afford to buy their coffee at Starbucks."
Carry on.
Originally, my punchline was going to be "I suppose that's why I didn't make the cut," but I've reconsidered.
In light of today's news, the appropriate joke is "But at least they can still afford to buy their coffee at Starbucks."
Carry on.
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Those bastards. It's not enough there's one on like every corner. Maybe if they quit competing with themselves they wouldn't have to charge so much.
I'm so over Starbucks. Caribou is much better, and closer to my office. Then again, the coffee at Dunkin' Donuts is still the best. And it's cheap, at least comparatively.
That said, I'm off coffee -- hopefully for good this time. I'm trying to replace it with Green Tea, but more often, it's Diet Coke.
Darn; I didn't come prepared. I left witty on the nightstand this morning. That's Bad Craziness!
starbucks can kill themselves, 3 year olds should shut up or the parents need to be removed and the rest of the passengers can do what they wish with the kid.
Yea. maybe today isn't such a good day.
Meanwhile, you tagged me like a month ago.
I just finished my classes, so I'm gettin' to it ;)
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