Various sources are reporting that Britney Spears had her baby this morning. (Allegedly, the second Federfetus is another boy, for those who care.) Apparently, this is big enough news that I can't get the US Weekly website to load. But have no fear: a press release has been scheduled for later today. (Note that E! News is skeptical because People hasn't posted it yet.)
What this really means is that -- whether or not the news is true -- Britney gets more (and better) press coverage than the President -- whose speech didn't even make the front page of this morning's New York Times. We live in a peculiar world.