Thursday, August 24, 2006

Latest important scientific discoveries

Each day, all over the world, scientists discover things that make our lives so much better. Forget about all the new planets -- this week we're discovering that mothers prefer the smell of their own baby's poop and that cows moo with regional dialects.

2 comments:

Ryane said...

haha.

See now,I want a job where I get paid to prove that Mom's sit around and do suspicious things...

Dara said...

I want a job where I can sit around all day, reading, writing, and makeing snarky comments on things.

I know I do it already, but I just want to get paid for it.

Forget about legal research and drafting stuff. Forget about court cases and high pressure clients. I just want to be a professional smart-ass.