In the spirit of FOAD Thursday, here's a little note to Michael Jackson:
When I was a little kid, you were so cool. The Jackson 5 were the bomb. Thriller was a fantastic album. But since then, you've done nothing but make a mockery of yourself.
Perhaps you should be a man and stop blaming others for your problems -- particularly your recurring financial woes. Maybe you shouldn't have wasted your money on novelty items like the Elephant Man's bones and excessive cosmetic surgery. Perhaps living on a giant amusement park/zoo is unnecessarily extravagant.
And maybe, just maybe, the payments to all of those defense lawyers and the large settlements to young boys have something to do with your current situation.