Clearly, I spend a lot of time on the internet. In that time, once in a while I'll find something memorable -- something that I feel the need to share with others.
Infrequently, that thing is so weird that my friends and I still talk about how disturbing it is.
And even more rarely, it becomes the yardstick to which all other examples of odd behavior are measured -- as in, "Man, that's weird, but not even close to as weird as . . . ."
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the real life Peter Pan: